Sunday 10 July 2011

HHOOWWZZZAAATTT.......



Sit down children and I will tell you all about a magical place whose lush green valleys are trod on by selected individuals, where nature welcomes you with a soothing chill and a sunny smile every morning..no its not Xanadu you oaf...I am talking about God's own country,every stoner's Elysium and don't even get me started about the women inhabiting this neck of the woods..I mean Oh My God.....(Janis style)..yes ladies and germs I am talking about SIMC....also known as Symbiosis...ring a bell...Its only one of the most brilliantly fantabulous colleges in the country....However my objective is not to rant about the greatness of this institution because you can seriously get more info on wiki...however what we wanna share with all you beautiful people is UNDERGROUND AUTHORITY'S trip to Symbiosis..for those who don't know its in Pune...Well we reached this heavenly place and to tell you all the truth we were very excited about performing in Pune, because, 1) it was our first show there...2) we had heard that the Pune crowd is amazing(which it is)....and 3) the girls at Symbiosis are super hot(and Symbiosis did not disappoint).....anyway we were practically tripping on the beauty of the place since the time we set foot inside Symbiosis...we were provided accommodation in the guest house which was no less than a four star...and the view from our rooms was absolutely pot taking...we were told that we would be given stage at about 8 pm....and we should be geared up to face a big crowd....at this point of time you would think what can possibly go wrong..I mean we have everything here...amazing room,amazing food,amazing view and mesmerizing damsels....it is at this point of time we got to hear about the fuck up.. apparently some retards....oh sorry where are my manners..."special" group of people with shit loads of money had organised a cricket match for themselves on the grounds of Symbiosis...and guess what it was day and night....now since the match or matches or whatever they were doing was between friends....they decided to play as many semi-finals as possible....I mean we all love cricket and nothing says,"I LOVE YOU CRICKET" more than 10 semi-final games between two same teams in one day but seriously these fucktards....oh sorry"special" fu**ers were really starting to piss everybody off...why?? you ask... because they were using the electricity of the whole campus to juice up their flood lights..and as they were big assed sons of guns nobody could say a damn thing.... the whole fest was on hold...atleast the main event....which was us...and we were super pissed because we wanted to play.....I tell you I had the mind to sit on a few of those "Special" cricketers.....and we were not the only ones pissed off..the organisers were about to blow any moment....so picture this...day and night cricket match going on..that too canvas ball crap..not even the real deal...and here there are a large group of people waiting to listen to some music.....the guy who organised the match was not listening to anything....he was not even prepared to share the electricity....however I guess the bloke got tired of playing after the 7th semi final and also the organisers were almost about to kill him and I think he sensed that...hats off to the organising team...they did a great job to handle a crisis situation..and I was telling you about the crowd of Symbiosis, well there was a slight change of plan...uumm instead of going on stage at 8 pm..we went on stage at 1 am..thats one in the morning and played a monstrous show infront of one of the best crowds we had ever laid eyes...the show was absolutely terrific and it is something we still talk about...the experience turned out to be out of the ordinary because of the cricket match...so no hard feelings......SYMBIOSIS...we had an amazing time performing for you and hope to see you soon........keep following for more updates.....be part of the band,,INSPIRE-LEAD-REVOLUTIONIZE......


Saturday 2 July 2011

Chiki.chiki......Slim

If you wake up one fine morning in a hotel room and see a very thin body wrapped in white cloth, mouth open and eyes rolled up don't feel scared because that guy is not dead, he is just our drummer  taking a very blissful nap....yes you guessed right.... its time to introduce the guy making the most racket on stage...yes boys and girls give it up for the guy with the longest sticks amongst all five of us.hehe...Mr Sourish Kumar...Now at first glance this guy might look harmless but don't be fooled by the mysticism of his locks(hair) or the innocence of his face because this guy is a madman..he is a potentially dangerous creature...infact if anybody is going into a straight jacket amongst all of us it's this guy...Now now..don't get me wrong or anything but this guy is a bit cuckoo cause he is the most impulsively violent person amongst all of us....oohh it might not sound dangerous but you don't have a clue...ask epr what happened when he spilled tomato sauce on Sourish's hair....well apart from his spurts of anger..this guy is one of the sweetest,well behaved(and I'm not being cynical),soft spoken(infact sometimes we wish he opens his trap)genuine and honest people you will ever come across....not to mention one of the best drummers in the country...I mean this guy can really play......let me tell you something....if you are looking for a man with 'all his limbs working' in top notch condition..this dude is your meat sweetheart...if you know what I mean,they don't come any better than this......He is one of my best buds and I have been playing music with this dude since our school days..we gel really well..Infact people say we are like a perfect ten..don't believe me just check out our photos together.....see what I mean....Anyway...sourish or 'sunny' as his friends call him is one the most dedicated people I have ever seen..I mean he has this irritating pad on which he keeps practicing day in and day out....we just Love his BLUE DRUM PAD...just love it... coming back,he loves to watch movies and listen to various kinds of music I mean you will find hell of a lotta music at his place..but the reason why I love this guy is because he is the one who introduce me to MARY JANE..;)...and believe you me I can say... both of us fell in love with MARY JANE together...Infact I believe that apart from the drummer-bassist bond that we share..it's also the MARY JANE bond that is really strong......Now comes the biiiig news....Sourish is gonna get engaged very soon to a very beautiful,caring and sweet girl..I won't say the name though...all of us are very happy for him and I can bet ya it's gonna be a heck of a bachelor party..UA style.....lets move away from sentimental land now and tell you guys...this guy works long range..I mean he might be there at the back,and all you can see is his torso for about one and a half hours but let me tell ya he gets a hell of a lot of female attention..and you know what half the time he stays oblivious...not because he is committed or anything..but because he has to pack up his huge drum-kit after the show..haha.....his girl-friend can actually relax because his drum-kit actually keeps him away from crazy female fans.....saaaaaddddddd...but thats life....and sourish would so agree with me....ohh ohh I almost forgot...this guy has amazing hair..I mean mesmerizing hair .....on his head...you perverts.......this guy can actually endorse some shampoo and do a better job than those wig-headed women you see moving their heads in erotic fashion on television these days......This guy is a PUMA freak like KUNTAL AND EPR...if possible he would get his toothbrush from there aswell...I can also proudly say that this guy is the only member of UNDERGROUND AUTHORITY who is man enough to keep a mustache and beard...yeaahhh rugged....but his rugged sense of facial fashion sometimes gets to his head.....which can turn out to be ugly for all us..because this guy can handle all four at the same time without any problem what so ever...if you know what I mean......hhhhmmm....anyway see ya guys soon..keep commenting....