It's YOU after all...

Its been a long time!!...I know thats exactly wat you are thinking..well you know this and that kept us away from posting irrelevant details which you giggle over..but well the good news is we are back..and this time..we are gonna be talking about....wait for it.....YOU....yes all you wonderfully, loving, tender, and unknown people out there..we are gonna stamp on the voyeuristic pedal till it brings down the f-ing roof...so without further delay lets begin this godforsaken thing....now the most relevant and rational question that must have slipped your mind is the fact that ...WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT...we'll tell you..you see when we are doing whatever that we do onstage...and you ppl go..oh my god..."that is so rehearsed"..or "are you serious"....or.."it's really done with mirrors"...In fact it is not always onstage..the minute we step into a venue we have a tendency...to..observe..ppl..we find them fascinating...and after 3 years of touring and after playing more than 300 gigs..we have found  similarities between the ppl watching..now we dont mean to push you into little categories..or pens..like chicken..btw..are KFC pieces getting smaller by the day or what, i tell you we are getting so robbed...anyway coming back...we have sorted the people at our gigs into five major categories..maybe six...actually we havn't really counted so lets see what it turns out to be at the end..just in case...Please note ..that this is all for fun and we donot mean to discriminate or hysterically laugh at anyone's habits..so chillax..and figure out where you fit in...

p.s. you might belong to more than one category..


Ok..ladies and gentlemen...we give you....(drum roll......................................................alright stop)...

THE NO-CLUE GROUP- Well...these set of people generally have no clue why or what they are doing at a UA gig..most of the time they are there because they probably got free passes...we love this category specially because..

NCG- DUDE YOU WERE AMAZING...

EPR- THANK YOU...

NCG- I HAVE BEEN FOLLOWING YOU FOR A LONG TIME...

EPR- THANK YOU....

NCG- MY BROTHER IS A HUGE FAN ASWELL..THERE HE IS..YOU MIND TAKING A PICTURE...

EPR- THANK YOU AGAIN..AND NOT AT ALL...

CLICK...

NCG- BY THE WAY YOU WERE AMAZING AT INDIAN IDOL...

This is just one experience..we have loads of others...we love these people..because they publicise us like crazy and they are always back-stage for snaps..and other shit...not to mention the ladies...I mean its nice to go somewhere and impress somebody who has never seen you... a lot of NCGs have become very big fans and very good friends with us and also become very active followers...but the first encounter with this category is definitely a keeper....we love you and we always love the fact that you are hearing us LIVE..for the first time..rather than hearing us on YOU TUBE....



THE ONE-SONG GROUP- These set of people....come to a UA show for one sole purpose....and that is to listen to URVASHI...and literally...the answer to every question, gesture, movement at a UA gig for them is URVASHI..I mean literally...

UA- ARE YOU PPL HAVING A GOOD TIME??

OSG-URVASHI!!

UA- IS EVERYBODY PRESENT, WITH UNDERGROUND AUTHORITY TONIGHT???

OSG- UUURRRVVVAAASSSHHHIIII!!!!

UA- I CANT HEAR MYSELF..NEED MORE GUITAR ON STAGE??

OSG- UUUUUUUURRRRRRRRVVVVVVVAAAASSSSHHHHHIIIII!!!!!

UA- THANK YOU SO MUCH...THE LAST SONG WAS URVASHI!!

OSG-UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRVVVVVVVVVVVAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!

The level of demand and attitude of this group generally depends on the level of intoxication they undergo...they always tell us how well we played urvashi..and that how they live, eat, drink, smoke and dry hump urvashi day in and day out of their lives....jokes apart..it feels good to know that one of the songs we play is soo popular..and famous..and actually a UA gig just wouldnot be the same without the one-song group....they are generally right infront..banging their heads and going crazy in the wait for that one orgasmic song..they help get the crowd going aswell....and believe it or not...they like most of the other songs aswell(judging by their enthusiasm and excitement)...



THE NERD GROUP- They generally can be seen watching and ardently listening, at a UA gig..even a midst all the high volume chaos and eccentricity..they are very well able to keep their calm and observe ardently...most importantly..they somewhere remind us of ourselves..when we went to see a band playing...this category generally includes..musicians and rock loving crazy but well behaved mofos...without them..there would be no one to have a hardcore q&a with after the gig...and they are the only people who ask us questions we really want to answer....they generally have a huge insight on technicalities and very scarily  know more about us then we do...sometimes they know scary details....I dont know how?...it is scary...and sometimes the NG stuns us with questions.....they generally...exhibit the normal rituals at a standard rock concert..like the raised horns...the conventional head bang..and the occasional mosh...they know their shit alright..and dont get me wrong... meaning they seriously do know their shit...they know more about our stuff than we do.....its like they made the things....

NG- DO YOU PREFER AN IBANEZ OR A MUSICMAN

BUBBLA- DEPENDS.....I KEEP SHUFFLING THE TWO I HAVE,,,

NG- OH, DO YOU THINK THAT THE IBANEZ 805e IS THE ANSWER TO THE MODERN DAY BASSIST'S PROBLEMS OWING TO ITS...DUAL PICK UP FEATURE WHICH IS FOUND RARELY IN ATKS..OR DO YOU STILL GO UP HILL WITH A MUSICMAN BONGO 6 AS THE DUAL SHIT..

BUBBLA-ACTUALLY I HAVE A SOARING HEADACHE...I LIKE BOTH..I THINK I NEED AN ASPIRIN...

NG- BUT YOU CANT HAVE THEM YOU ARE ALLERGIC..

BUBBLA- HOW DO YOU KNOW?

NG WALKS AWAY.....FAST....

We have weird encounters.....the NG...promotes originality and we love them for that, they also help the other people, know our songs...what would we do without them..


THE CRAZY FAN GROUP- Generally constitutes most of the crowd...they love whatever we do..and the way we do it..they like most of our songs and generally sing along...raise their hands and all the other things we make the crowd do...these are flawless people and they are responsible for the amazing feeling we get after a gig..they are generally backstage...talking..taking snaps and sometimes...making us go through crazy ass experiences..unbelievable ones....and most of the time they organise the concerts....they make sure that our needs are catered to..and also they are responsible for making our visits extra special...

CFG- FIRST TIME IN SHILLONG...DUDE YOU GUYS ROCKED IT..

EPR- THANKS MAN BTW WHERE ARE WE GOING...

CFG- MY FARM HOUSE..GOT A HELL OF A PARTY LINED UP....

BAND- AMAZING...GREAT..SOUNDS LIKE A LOT OF FUN....

CFG- BTW I AM PART OF THE CBI HERE....

EPR- WOAH..THATS AWESOME..DO YOU CARRY A GUN...

CFG- YEAH..YOU WANNA SEE IT....WHY DONT YOU TRY IT OUT...

THE REST IS TOO HILARIOUS TO WRITE DOWN....IT CAN ONLY BE EXPLAINED VISUALLY...


THE PASS-OUT GROUP- They are the most interesting people in the crowd.....and sometimes the most funny...they donot care about the band....the music..anybody..they are just there to have a good time..their way..we have seen over 60 weird dances...of which 10 were so hilarious..we couldnot help but laugh out loud....they are right in front..they are intoxicated to the bone....and dont give a rat's behind...they say things that you can never forget...

TPOG- BHAIYA...YOU WERE...WERE JUST ROCK..YOU ARE ROCK...YOUR WHOLE BAND IS ROCK..AND YOU ARE WHY I AM ROCK..(FALLS)...

we Wish we could tell you more..but most of the time..they are being carried out by other people at the end of a gig......


THE HATE BRIGADE:These people donot like us..although we have met very few of this category..and I cannot say much about them..since..most of the time....we are too busy saving these fuckers from getting beaten up by the other 5 categories....yeah it's true...but we are cool with em....and we like the fact that we have haters...some with reason and some without....makes us feel human....and loved....these people are very important...because in the process of promoting hatred.they end up making other people like us...so carry on..just maintain safe distance..because you know what we say..WE ARE CRAZY....


This the list...tell us where you belong...also more interesting updates coming soon...make sure to follow our blog.."WHILE ON THE ROAD"....and last but not the least...who ever you are and wherever you belong..we love you and it would just not be the same without you..cheers....

YOU-AUTHORITY

Hi there...been a long time??.....OFCOURSE MORON!!!( to self)...no offends...not that we care...anyway lets stop talking here...right...so wats been up.....we have been fine....rolling up our socks..trying to record our very first album...yes you heard right...ALBUM.....wooohhoooo...ok so lets sober up...put on some clean boxers and start telling you guys about the whole shit....We have been together for quite some time and we finally had the time, money and leisure to hit the studios..all this while we just kept telling ourselves...lets not go..because.......its expensive, we want to do it like the big bands, let bubbla become a mom.....you know stupid reasons...well after our very efficient and immensely talkative, not to mention know-it-all PR...Mr. Hasan Rashid sealed the deal with...(its a secret)....he was after our asses with a freaking pitch fork...to make us hit the studios...and here we are today almost a month in the studios...recording 8 songs....day in and day out...living of.. normal food ofcourse....what did you expect we are at war or something.....trying to put together what we have entitled...."YOU-AUTHORITY".......Yes its an all original album...so as munni and urvashi....take turns taking out the laumdry.....a more coarser, fiercer, deafening portion of Underground Authority gets ready to be unleashed..To be very honest the first few weeks in the studio was like a walk through an art gallery..everything is really colourful and great..but cant really put a lot of sense into it..and because you are high you just wanna trip on the thing, you just dont give a shit...but then you realise you are paying and paying a whole fucking lot for the guided tour...so as confused as we were....we decided to do some clueless serious work...our very eminent and overtly dressed front man..Mr EPR termed it as a visit to rehab( not that he has been there before)...but thanks to the whole team at Sonic Solution studios specially Srirup da and Bhai da...we are almost done with the recording.....the last four weeks have been bumpy.....for sure!!!...all of us have exposed our true sides..because you see...inside the dead room there is no room for error...you have to be spot on..and well...we discovered how rusty we are at what we do...but the process has molded us into better friends, musicians and parents(i am not joking)...so before we announce the official date of release....we want to say that Underground Authority is indebted to every single person who has been there for us..It is only for you people that we had the balls to push forth..it is because of your cheer and roars that we lost our sense of fear...and it is because of your support that we dared to dream and believe..so as a small token of gratitude...we dedicated our first album to you....."YOU-AUTHORITY".........keep following for more updates and fun facts...We swear by all that is gooey, creamy and chocolaty that We will keep updating this very slow moving vehicle, we call our blog.....cheers....

HEAVEN ISNT FAR AWAY..JUST I.5 HRS FROM JAIPUR AIRPORT..

My apologies for keeping all of you waiting for so long a...but hey lets put the dirty boxers aside and start afresh...you know, we wanna confess something..these trips that we talk about they are tremendously tiring..not getting the drift right..well imagine sitting on a plane for three hours and then getting on a car and sitting in it for about 8 to 9 hrs...by the time you get off your posterior is not your frnd anymore...well this is generally the case but u get used to it....However the almighty is merciful at times, but this time it was more of a dream come true.....you will see what i mean...Well, we dnt really ask our manager where we are playing..we just ask whether its a college gig or not...so we can abuse the living s**t out of him when we dnt like anything..which we do anyhow.....So, starting off with the story.. we get on a flight at 6 in the morning heading out to jaipur...the pink city..and for some retarded reason one wall of every house is coloured pink...not really a guy thing but it looked very beautiful from the skies... we get off and our manager tells us our car is waiting outside the airport...by the way to let you guys in on a secret..we just love walking out of airports carrying our respective guitar cases...it feels so cool..anyway cutting out the crap...we get to know the college is approximately one and a half hours away..or something..we were not paying attention...we get in the car and almost immediately doze off.....when we wake up we see this huge gate which looked like we were about to enter the lost city of fuji tiki or something...well here something very odd happened..I step out of the car and go to this table near the gate...now the amazing thing is i can see only girls...which makes me go all serious and underground authorityish..anyway i walk up to the table and say "we are here"...i dnt know why i said that...but i did...every girl looks at me and immediately goes back to work ignoring me like a random fat guy..thats where my ignored polite fat person mode comes out..i pick a girl..i mean not pick her up..i go to her and say "excuse me"..the girl hands me a form and says here fill this up...believe you me at that point i was feeling like the guy standing in line at a government office in the paragon chappal ad..I stand there like an ass and look at the car..my bandmates make no effort to help..instead they just curse and abuse me..Like a scared kid i ask the girl "uumm excuse me what am i to do with this"...the girl looks at me and says cant you read...at this point of time a girl runs towards me and says "what are you doing do you know who he is".... i finally feel relieved and believe me i could have kissed her for saving me...she comes and says "I am extremely sorry, where are the rest of you"..now i get back my lost honour back and answer in a deep voice..."yes there are five of us in the xylo and three more will be arriving shortly in a white indigo with our equipment"...she gives me a very confused look and says but we have only arranged lunch for three"...i fall back into the pit of despair and say "what","lunch?",..she says," yes you all said only three of you will be coming".With a heavy heart and a straight face i say.."we are UNDERGROUND AUTHORITY".... immediately everyone of the girls stop what they were doing..and the girl goes.."oh im so sorry, you can go and sit in the car i will handle everything..please...and i think she said sorry a hundred times more."I come back and tell my band-mates and they just cant stop laughing...they just love pulling my leg and what had happened was a gold mine for them...my manager comes and he cant stop laughing aswell...well we go back to the hotel, me being the village idiot of the day...now the show is in the evening..we go do soundcheck and come back..when we are on stage and the curtain opens we all go.."wooooooowwwwwwwwwww"..,this is what we saw...girls everywhere...it was an all girls college in the middle of nowhere...i mean talk about an oasis.....woooohooo..we had the time of our lives and we played there on 5th april,two days after our birthday and we couldnt have asked for a better gift...i mean we are guys...dnt get ideas...and we couldnt have asked for a better audience....this is not where the story ends..infact that show was a beginning of a lot stories..all of which cannot be...well you know..explained...but we loved every minute at MITS....and as far as our experience goes..as kuntal da would say..HA HA HA HA........ and by the way incase you are wondering who that girl mistook us for..well she thought we were a hip hop dance troupe..i mean i dnt know how she got that idea looking at me......

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO.... OH MY GOD NOT THE FACE!!! NOT THE FACE!!!

Let me get this thing-a-ma-jig started with a question for all you blokes ...alright this is a tricky one..what do you get when you add a hell of a lot of alcohol,eight mad fu*ks in a hotel room in HYDERABAD(of which one guy is an aspiring nudist) and.......well what you guys expect..do ya need anything else to get the party started...ooohhh yeah..it was the 3rd of APRIL 2011 and we all know what that means......wooohooo UNDERGROUND AUTHORITY'S BIRTHDAY and not to forget INDIA WON THE WORLD CUP...yyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh...so the alcohol count had to go over the freakin ceiling..literally...Well we were resting our rears in a hotel at Hyderabad getting ready to celebrate Srinivas's surprise  birthday party and also the UA party...the clock struck twelve and the world of insanity found refuge in room 108....and Im not talking, "cheers".."oh happy birthday" type party, I mean "let us see if srinivas can finish a jug full of whiskey at one go" type party...........you guys get the drift and well for those who don't the fun has just started....there were three cakes brought, one for srini,one for UA and one to mess up srini's...well if you are thinking face..uumm...well whatever makes you happy..hehehe.....It started of with a very intimate confession session...then recollections of our past days when we played for squat at local pubs(which we loved btw)...then came the exaggerated display of love for each other...(NOTHING PHYSICAL)...you pervs...by this time we had emptied out two bottles of fine scotch and well things were still sober..but as the joker has said "you know the thing about madness..all it needs is a little push"..we didnot care two hoots about the fine wine..abey!! daru hai..tujhey out hona hai ki nahi..as adil put in a very matured manner..so we kissed our manners good bye and thus started the beginning of Armageddon.....after three bottles well we were all over the bloody room and there was toilet paper on the fan..cake all over the floor..our manager in the loo..oh sorry thats normal...anyway adil in between two beds on the floor..srinivas vehemently blabbering away about how fried alu is better than s@x..kuntal on the phone with...how the hell would I know I was pretending to be stranded on a deserted dressing table surrounded by gravy on all sides...you dont wanna know..if anyone can narrate the actual story that is if you are jobless enough to find out what we did after we went completely hoohoo...you can ask sourish..why??..because the fu#ker just doesnt get high..I mean he doesnt..I am very well sure that the bloke can disarm a bomb when he is stoned drunk......by the way our manager was in the bathroom till..oh yes till we had to get our beloved ex-photographer Suman in the bathroom because he was hyper-ventilating....and Avishek thought it would be a good idea to put him under the shower...thus started another saga...Suman became sick....and we had to rush him to a hospital....we later realised that we just panicked..anyway lets get back..its 4 in the morning me and adil and suman da( who is acting like he will give birth any moment )..are standing infront of this doctor..who is not even remotely interested to listen to two desperately trying to act sober ppl and one "finally given up all hope having no chance to survive when nothing is wrong with him guy"...you guys get the drift..so here's what happened....and this shit is true

Me-doctor...

Doc-yes

Me-doctor

Doc-yes

Me-doctor

Adil-bubbla stop...

Bubbla-this is so trippy dude.....hahaha

Adil-(almost pushes bubbla out of the way)..actually we had a little bit of alcohol..

Doc-a little..???I can see that..

Bubbla-Yes..I mean No..I mean...

Adil-actually..he had a bit of alcohol(pointing at suman da)...and started...hy..hy..hy..hy

Doc-hyperventilating..

Adil-yes...

Doc-oh nothing to worry about its because of panic...dnt worry just tell him to go to sleep...

Adil-ok...

Doc-alright.....

Suman da-doctor am I gonna live doctor..please tell me...(he was sounding like rajesh khanna)

Doc-there is nothing wrong with you..

Suman-still am I gonna live....doctor completely ignores us and goes to attend other patients

In the mean time I was sleeping on a wheelchair..adil wakes me up and we go out..to see Avishek sleeping on a strecher..adil says..Aye!!idhar koi sotha hai kya..marizon ke liye hai...Avishek replies..oh..mujhey experience hai..and goes back to sleep..anyway we finally got back to the hotel in one piece..but unfortunately the room was not..the authorities didnot say anything..well the manager was a fan..thank god....however it was one heck of a party...and also our friend pratikshit was with us and well im sure he willl never forget.....and if you wanna know what we do when we get high...well invite us over for a drink....cya..more shit coming your way....bye....

HHOOWWZZZAAATTT.......

Sit down children and I will tell you all about a magical place whose lush green valleys are trod on by selected individuals, where nature welcomes you with a soothing chill and a sunny smile every morning..no its not Xanadu you oaf...I am talking about God's own country,every stoner's Elysium and don't even get me started about the women inhabiting this neck of the woods..I mean Oh My God.....(Janis style)..yes ladies and germs I am talking about SIMC....also known as Symbiosis...ring a bell...Its only one of the most brilliantly fantabulous colleges in the country....However my objective is not to rant about the greatness of this institution because you can seriously get more info on wiki...however what we wanna share with all you beautiful people is UNDERGROUND AUTHORITY'S trip to Symbiosis..for those who don't know its in Pune...Well we reached this heavenly place and to tell you all the truth we were very excited about performing in Pune, because, 1) it was our first show there...2) we had heard that the Pune crowd is amazing(which it is)....and 3) the girls at Symbiosis are super hot(and Symbiosis did not disappoint).....anyway we were practically tripping on the beauty of the place since the time we set foot inside Symbiosis...we were provided accommodation in the guest house which was no less than a four star...and the view from our rooms was absolutely pot taking...we were told that we would be given stage at about 8 pm....and we should be geared up to face a big crowd....at this point of time you would think what can possibly go wrong..I mean we have everything here...amazing room,amazing food,amazing view and mesmerizing damsels....it is at this point of time we got to hear about the fuck up.. apparently some retards....oh sorry where are my manners..."special" group of people with shit loads of money had organised a cricket match for themselves on the grounds of Symbiosis...and guess what it was day and night....now since the match or matches or whatever they were doing was between friends....they decided to play as many semi-finals as possible....I mean we all love cricket and nothing says,"I LOVE YOU CRICKET" more than 10 semi-final games between two same teams in one day but seriously these fucktards....oh sorry"special" fu**ers were really starting to piss everybody off...why?? you ask... because they were using the electricity of the whole campus to juice up their flood lights..and as they were big assed sons of guns nobody could say a damn thing.... the whole fest was on hold...atleast the main event....which was us...and we were super pissed because we wanted to play.....I tell you I had the mind to sit on a few of those "Special" cricketers.....and we were not the only ones pissed off..the organisers were about to blow any moment....so picture this...day and night cricket match going on..that too canvas ball crap..not even the real deal...and here there are a large group of people waiting to listen to some music.....the guy who organised the match was not listening to anything....he was not even prepared to share the electricity....however I guess the bloke got tired of playing after the 7th semi final and also the organisers were almost about to kill him and I think he sensed that...hats off to the organising team...they did a great job to handle a crisis situation..and I was telling you about the crowd of Symbiosis, well there was a slight change of plan...uumm instead of going on stage at 8 pm..we went on stage at 1 am..thats one in the morning and played a monstrous show infront of one of the best crowds we had ever laid eyes...the show was absolutely terrific and it is something we still talk about...the experience turned out to be out of the ordinary because of the cricket match...so no hard feelings......SYMBIOSIS...we had an amazing time performing for you and hope to see you soon........keep following for more updates.....be part of the band,,INSPIRE-LEAD-REVOLUTIONIZE......

Chiki.chiki......Slim

If you wake up one fine morning in a hotel room and see a very thin body wrapped in white cloth, mouth open and eyes rolled up don't feel scared because that guy is not dead, he is just our drummer  taking a very blissful nap....yes you guessed right.... its time to introduce the guy making the most racket on stage...yes boys and girls give it up for the guy with the longest sticks amongst all five of us.hehe...Mr Sourish Kumar...Now at first glance this guy might look harmless but don't be fooled by the mysticism of his locks(hair) or the innocence of his face because this guy is a madman..he is a potentially dangerous creature...infact if anybody is going into a straight jacket amongst all of us it's this guy...Now now..don't get me wrong or anything but this guy is a bit cuckoo cause he is the most impulsively violent person amongst all of us....oohh it might not sound dangerous but you don't have a clue...ask epr what happened when he spilled tomato sauce on Sourish's hair....well apart from his spurts of anger..this guy is one of the sweetest,well behaved(and I'm not being cynical),soft spoken(infact sometimes we wish he opens his trap)genuine and honest people you will ever come across....not to mention one of the best drummers in the country...I mean this guy can really play......let me tell you something....if you are looking for a man with 'all his limbs working' in top notch condition..this dude is your meat sweetheart...if you know what I mean,they don't come any better than this......He is one of my best buds and I have been playing music with this dude since our school days..we gel really well..Infact people say we are like a perfect ten..don't believe me just check out our photos together.....see what I mean....Anyway...sourish or 'sunny' as his friends call him is one the most dedicated people I have ever seen..I mean he has this irritating pad on which he keeps practicing day in and day out....we just Love his BLUE DRUM PAD...just love it... coming back,he loves to watch movies and listen to various kinds of music I mean you will find hell of a lotta music at his place..but the reason why I love this guy is because he is the one who introduce me to MARY JANE..;)...and believe you me I can say... both of us fell in love with MARY JANE together...Infact I believe that apart from the drummer-bassist bond that we share..it's also the MARY JANE bond that is really strong......Now comes the biiiig news....Sourish is gonna get engaged very soon to a very beautiful,caring and sweet girl..I won't say the name though...all of us are very happy for him and I can bet ya it's gonna be a heck of a bachelor party..UA style.....lets move away from sentimental land now and tell you guys...this guy works long range..I mean he might be there at the back,and all you can see is his torso for about one and a half hours but let me tell ya he gets a hell of a lot of female attention..and you know what half the time he stays oblivious...not because he is committed or anything..but because he has to pack up his huge drum-kit after the show..haha.....his girl-friend can actually relax because his drum-kit actually keeps him away from crazy female fans.....saaaaaddddddd...but thats life....and sourish would so agree with me....ohh ohh I almost forgot...this guy has amazing hair..I mean mesmerizing hair .....on his head...you perverts.......this guy can actually endorse some shampoo and do a better job than those wig-headed women you see moving their heads in erotic fashion on television these days......This guy is a PUMA freak like KUNTAL AND EPR...if possible he would get his toothbrush from there aswell...I can also proudly say that this guy is the only member of UNDERGROUND AUTHORITY who is man enough to keep a mustache and beard...yeaahhh rugged....but his rugged sense of facial fashion sometimes gets to his head.....which can turn out to be ugly for all us..because this guy can handle all four at the same time without any problem what so ever...if you know what I mean......hhhhmmm....anyway see ya guys soon..keep commenting....

Who..? My Name Is........

"I'm too sexy for my shirt"....well when it comes to our beloved Kuntal De...all I can say is right said fred..yes ladies and gentlemen..... you have seen the hunkadoodle on stage with his bare body and white guitar..looking all hmm hmm hmm.... dnt get ideas.. all of us are straight....you just feel a bit weird when you are on stage with this ab-oozing hunk right next to ya...while all you have is a family pack..if ya know what i mean...moving on..about kuntal da you can say..he is a real life clark kent..not because he has the obsession to wear his underwear on the outside or anything...just that the profession this guy follows does not go one bit with his rockstar attitude...well to break the ice here....Kuntal De..is a Jyotishi or a professional astrologer by day and the guitar jockey of Underground Authority by night..I mean not exactly by night all the time but you guys get the drift right.... and dont be fooled sweetheart, this guy is a true astrologer with a big office and everything and guess what, he does not come cheap...if you want your palm read..you better have your wallet full..and he is bloody good....he actually can scare the living fart out of you by saying things about your past,present and future....and they are all true..the freakiest thing he has done, which actually made me believe that this guy is some kind of wierd wizard or something is that..during IGT we were not told about the wild card round from before..you remember wild card right..KABHI KABHI ADITI...yeah thats all you get here..anyway..we were getting ready for the semi finals with RUKMINI...and I like a superstitious freak ask kuntal...are we gonna go up...he says in his typical baritone voice..No.and when i say barytone i dont mean like Amitabh Bacchan I mean Louis Armstrong..if you dont know who he is just check out his songs.... anyway i become all upset and as i tell the other guys they get all sad.. so like the four stooges we go to kuntal and say..so our journey ends here..so lets pack our bags and get ready to leave...this perpetual know it all says..but we are not going home yet..we are gonna go to the finals.....now all of us get pissed of thinking, he is just messing with us...do you know what happened we got voted out by the judges in the semi finals and then we were informed about the wild card and went up to the finals.....it was...FRE-EEE-AAA-KKKY...I am actually a bit afraid of him after that incident.....so this guy is good when it comes to both playing and predicting....well now comes the wave of boring details.....this guy is a sucker for dogs....infact he is father to two beautiful boxers...Pirate and Cindy..both of who hate our manager so I love his dogs....he is the only guy  I know who is not interested in sounding like a guitarist with a guitar but like a DJ....I mean we do not know how he gets those effects out....If you ask me, adil and him make a lethal duo....an amazing composer and has orgasms when hears dubstep and sai-trance...infact he is the reason why all us developed an interest towards those genres as well....has been a processional gamer and has played on the national level...in fact his gaming name is...STORM....mmmmm.... halley berry.....anyway no time to fantasize now..has also been a cricketer at some point and is always a hit with the LADIES...I mean you have no frigging clue how much female attention this bloke gets...oh you do!!....Now when you look at his pictures and you hear he is elder to us..you generally think that "ok...atleast this guy is not crazy and he is a sober minded person..with his rimless glasses on.."...well all I can say is...you wish...this dolt is the craziest fu**er amongst all of us...and he is the most unpredictable...this guy can do anything..in fact none of us know what he is thinking...I mean one moment he might be sitting in peace reading the newspaper and the next moment chasing epr with a razor to shave his eye-brows or something...see what I mean..Crazy is too subtle a term to describe him...now kuntal da is a true celebrity... you know why...?? he is the only guy who has a fake smile and it can mean "a lot of things"....I mean if you are a celeb you must have a fake smile....it goes like this..read the next sentence a little slowly in a deep voice and you will get my drift...." HA.HA.HA.HA"..and the amount of ha's do not alter.. wooohooo way to go kunti.....we call him GJ KUNTAL..He is the guitar jockey....and he has also won best guitar at Yamaha Asian Beats.....Now i was telling you about this guy's unpredictable nature...let me offer you guys a drag....

On a regular day we all meet at adil's place....you know to jam,make songs,write lyrics,plan out stuff,pick on the fat man..the usual things....now all of us are chilling at about 4:30..after a while epr,kuntal da, sourish leave... me adil and gujju are there..at about 9 pm me,adil and gujju plan to do a night out..you know go to someplace else..catch a bit of the old blues...then probably go to a night club and then get smashed..all of us instantly agreed to the venture..I mean how can you refuse an offer like that..I call up epr and sourish..they instantly agree...now I call up Kuntal da....the conversation follows....

Me-hello Kuntal da..
Kuntal da- yes bol...
Me- night out aaj..
Kuntal da-yeah.....
Me-yeah..
All of us on speaker- YYYEEEAAAHHHH....!!!!
Me- ok so meet us in park street..we are dinning at Peter Cat....
Kuntal da- alright..but there is a small problem
Me-what..?
Kuntal da- I am in delhi right now...
Me- what..?
All of us on speaker-WWHHHAAATT...??!!!!!
Kuntal da- yes...
Me- but you were with us at 5...its 10 now....i mean..how..what...why..HOW..??
(in his baritone voice.)
Kuntal da- caught the 7:25 flight...in delhi now
Me-why did ya go...office work..??
Kuntal da- no..
Me-then what..client....??
Kuntal da- no...
Me- then why...
Kuntal da- HA.HA.HA.HA...
(understand who may I switch off)
If you get my drift..then right now you are doing the same thing that I am doing..going...HA.HA.HA.HA...

thats all folks................see ya soon...and dont forget to comment...be part of the band...