Sunday 6 October 2013

It's YOU after all...

Its been a long time!!...I know thats exactly wat you are thinking..well you know this and that kept us away from posting irrelevant details which you giggle over..but well the good news is we are back..and this time..we are gonna be talking about....wait for it.....YOU....yes all you wonderfully, loving, tender, and unknown people out there..we are gonna stamp on the voyeuristic pedal till it brings down the f-ing roof...so without further delay lets begin this godforsaken thing....now the most relevant and rational question that must have slipped your mind is the fact that ...WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT...we'll tell you..you see when we are doing whatever that we do onstage...and you ppl go..oh my god..."that is so rehearsed"..or "are you serious"....or.."it's really done with mirrors"...In fact it is not always onstage..the minute we step into a venue we have a tendency...to..observe..ppl..we find them fascinating...and after 3 years of touring and after playing more than 300 gigs..we have found  similarities between the ppl watching..now we dont mean to push you into little categories..or pens..like chicken..btw..are KFC pieces getting smaller by the day or what, i tell you we are getting so robbed...anyway coming back...we have sorted the people at our gigs into five major categories..maybe six...actually we havn't really counted so lets see what it turns out to be at the end..just in case...Please note ..that this is all for fun and we donot mean to discriminate or hysterically laugh at anyone's habits..so chillax..and figure out where you fit in...

p.s. you might belong to more than one category..


Ok..ladies and gentlemen...we give you....(drum roll......................................................alright stop)...


THE NO-CLUE GROUP- Well...these set of people generally have no clue why or what they are doing at a UA gig..most of the time they are there because they probably got free passes...we love this category specially because..

NCG- DUDE YOU WERE AMAZING...

EPR- THANK YOU...

NCG- I HAVE BEEN FOLLOWING YOU FOR A LONG TIME...

EPR- THANK YOU....

NCG- MY BROTHER IS A HUGE FAN ASWELL..THERE HE IS..YOU MIND TAKING A PICTURE...

EPR- THANK YOU AGAIN..AND NOT AT ALL...

CLICK...

NCG- BY THE WAY YOU WERE AMAZING AT INDIAN IDOL...

This is just one experience..we have loads of others...we love these people..because they publicise us like crazy and they are always back-stage for snaps..and other shit...not to mention the ladies...I mean its nice to go somewhere and impress somebody who has never seen you... a lot of NCGs have become very big fans and very good friends with us and also become very active followers...but the first encounter with this category is definitely a keeper....we love you and we always love the fact that you are hearing us LIVE..for the first time..rather than hearing us on YOU TUBE....



THE ONE-SONG GROUP- These set of people....come to a UA show for one sole purpose....and that is to listen to URVASHI...and literally...the answer to every question, gesture, movement at a UA gig for them is URVASHI..I mean literally...

UA- ARE YOU PPL HAVING A GOOD TIME??

OSG-URVASHI!!

UA- IS EVERYBODY PRESENT, WITH UNDERGROUND AUTHORITY TONIGHT???

OSG- UUURRRVVVAAASSSHHHIIII!!!!

UA- I CANT HEAR MYSELF..NEED MORE GUITAR ON STAGE??

OSG- UUUUUUUURRRRRRRRVVVVVVVAAAASSSSHHHHHIIIII!!!!!

UA- THANK YOU SO MUCH...THE LAST SONG WAS URVASHI!!

OSG-UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRVVVVVVVVVVVAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!

The level of demand and attitude of this group generally depends on the level of intoxication they undergo...they always tell us how well we played urvashi..and that how they live, eat, drink, smoke and dry hump urvashi day in and day out of their lives....jokes apart..it feels good to know that one of the songs we play is soo popular..and famous..and actually a UA gig just wouldnot be the same without the one-song group....they are generally right infront..banging their heads and going crazy in the wait for that one orgasmic song..they help get the crowd going aswell....and believe it or not...they like most of the other songs aswell(judging by their enthusiasm and excitement)...



THE NERD GROUP- They generally can be seen watching and ardently listening, at a UA gig..even a midst all the high volume chaos and eccentricity..they are very well able to keep their calm and observe ardently...most importantly..they somewhere remind us of ourselves..when we went to see a band playing...this category generally includes..musicians and rock loving crazy but well behaved mofos...without them..there would be no one to have a hardcore q&a with after the gig...and they are the only people who ask us questions we really want to answer....they generally have a huge insight on technicalities and very scarily  know more about us then we do...sometimes they know scary details....I dont know how?...it is scary...and sometimes the NG stuns us with questions.....they generally...exhibit the normal rituals at a standard rock concert..like the raised horns...the conventional head bang..and the occasional mosh...they know their shit alright..and dont get me wrong... meaning they seriously do know their shit...they know more about our stuff than we do.....its like they made the things....

NG- DO YOU PREFER AN IBANEZ OR A MUSICMAN

BUBBLA- DEPENDS.....I KEEP SHUFFLING THE TWO I HAVE,,,

NG- OH, DO YOU THINK THAT THE IBANEZ 805e IS THE ANSWER TO THE MODERN DAY BASSIST'S PROBLEMS OWING TO ITS...DUAL PICK UP FEATURE WHICH IS FOUND RARELY IN ATKS..OR DO YOU STILL GO UP HILL WITH A MUSICMAN BONGO 6 AS THE DUAL SHIT..

BUBBLA-ACTUALLY I HAVE A SOARING HEADACHE...I LIKE BOTH..I THINK I NEED AN ASPIRIN...

NG- BUT YOU CANT HAVE THEM YOU ARE ALLERGIC..

BUBBLA- HOW DO YOU KNOW?

NG WALKS AWAY.....FAST....

We have weird encounters.....the NG...promotes originality and we love them for that, they also help the other people, know our songs...what would we do without them..


THE CRAZY FAN GROUP- Generally constitutes most of the crowd...they love whatever we do..and the way we do it..they like most of our songs and generally sing along...raise their hands and all the other things we make the crowd do...these are flawless people and they are responsible for the amazing feeling we get after a gig..they are generally backstage...talking..taking snaps and sometimes...making us go through crazy ass experiences..unbelievable ones....and most of the time they organise the concerts....they make sure that our needs are catered to..and also they are responsible for making our visits extra special...

CFG- FIRST TIME IN SHILLONG...DUDE YOU GUYS ROCKED IT..

EPR- THANKS MAN BTW WHERE ARE WE GOING...

CFG- MY FARM HOUSE..GOT A HELL OF A PARTY LINED UP....

BAND- AMAZING...GREAT..SOUNDS LIKE A LOT OF FUN....

CFG- BTW I AM PART OF THE CBI HERE....

EPR- WOAH..THATS AWESOME..DO YOU CARRY A GUN...

CFG- YEAH..YOU WANNA SEE IT....WHY DONT YOU TRY IT OUT...

THE REST IS TOO HILARIOUS TO WRITE DOWN....IT CAN ONLY BE EXPLAINED VISUALLY...


THE PASS-OUT GROUP- They are the most interesting people in the crowd.....and sometimes the most funny...they donot care about the band....the music..anybody..they are just there to have a good time..their way..we have seen over 60 weird dances...of which 10 were so hilarious..we couldnot help but laugh out loud....they are right in front..they are intoxicated to the bone....and dont give a rat's behind...they say things that you can never forget...

TPOG- BHAIYA...YOU WERE...WERE JUST ROCK..YOU ARE ROCK...YOUR WHOLE BAND IS ROCK..AND YOU ARE WHY I AM ROCK..(FALLS)...

we Wish we could tell you more..but most of the time..they are being carried out by other people at the end of a gig......


THE HATE BRIGADE:These people donot like us..although we have met very few of this category..and I cannot say much about them..since..most of the time....we are too busy saving these fuckers from getting beaten up by the other 5 categories....yeah it's true...but we are cool with em....and we like the fact that we have haters...some with reason and some without....makes us feel human....and loved....these people are very important...because in the process of promoting hatred.they end up making other people like us...so carry on..just maintain safe distance..because you know what we say..WE ARE CRAZY....


This the list...tell us where you belong...also more interesting updates coming soon...make sure to follow our blog.."WHILE ON THE ROAD"....and last but not the least...who ever you are and wherever you belong..we love you and it would just not be the same without you..cheers....













1 comment:

  1. I Love anything u guys present!
    Blind Love for UA.. <3 If someone says dt m crazy for this than fine i m crazy n even ready to be called MAD..

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