HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO.... OH MY GOD NOT THE FACE!!! NOT THE FACE!!!

Let me get this thing-a-ma-jig started with a question for all you blokes ...alright this is a tricky one..what do you get when you add a hell of a lot of alcohol,eight mad fu*ks in a hotel room in HYDERABAD(of which one guy is an aspiring nudist) and.......well what you guys expect..do ya need anything else to get the party started...ooohhh yeah..it was the 3rd of APRIL 2011 and we all know what that means......wooohooo UNDERGROUND AUTHORITY'S BIRTHDAY and not to forget INDIA WON THE WORLD CUP...yyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh...so the alcohol count had to go over the freakin ceiling..literally...Well we were resting our rears in a hotel at Hyderabad getting ready to celebrate Srinivas's surprise  birthday party and also the UA party...the clock struck twelve and the world of insanity found refuge in room 108....and Im not talking, "cheers".."oh happy birthday" type party, I mean "let us see if srinivas can finish a jug full of whiskey at one go" type party...........you guys get the drift and well for those who don't the fun has just started....there were three cakes brought, one for srini,one for UA and one to mess up srini's...well if you are thinking face..uumm...well whatever makes you happy..hehehe.....It started of with a very intimate confession session...then recollections of our past days when we played for squat at local pubs(which we loved btw)...then came the exaggerated display of love for each other...(NOTHING PHYSICAL)...you pervs...by this time we had emptied out two bottles of fine scotch and well things were still sober..but as the joker has said "you know the thing about madness..all it needs is a little push"..we didnot care two hoots about the fine wine..abey!! daru hai..tujhey out hona hai ki nahi..as adil put in a very matured manner..so we kissed our manners good bye and thus started the beginning of Armageddon.....after three bottles well we were all over the bloody room and there was toilet paper on the fan..cake all over the floor..our manager in the loo..oh sorry thats normal...anyway adil in between two beds on the floor..srinivas vehemently blabbering away about how fried alu is better than s@x..kuntal on the phone with...how the hell would I know I was pretending to be stranded on a deserted dressing table surrounded by gravy on all sides...you dont wanna know..if anyone can narrate the actual story that is if you are jobless enough to find out what we did after we went completely hoohoo...you can ask sourish..why??..because the fu#ker just doesnt get high..I mean he doesnt..I am very well sure that the bloke can disarm a bomb when he is stoned drunk......by the way our manager was in the bathroom till..oh yes till we had to get our beloved ex-photographer Suman in the bathroom because he was hyper-ventilating....and Avishek thought it would be a good idea to put him under the shower...thus started another saga...Suman became sick....and we had to rush him to a hospital....we later realised that we just panicked..anyway lets get back..its 4 in the morning me and adil and suman da( who is acting like he will give birth any moment )..are standing infront of this doctor..who is not even remotely interested to listen to two desperately trying to act sober ppl and one "finally given up all hope having no chance to survive when nothing is wrong with him guy"...you guys get the drift..so here's what happened....and this shit is true

Me-doctor...

Doc-yes

Me-doctor

Doc-yes

Me-doctor

Adil-bubbla stop...

Bubbla-this is so trippy dude.....hahaha

Adil-(almost pushes bubbla out of the way)..actually we had a little bit of alcohol..

Doc-a little..???I can see that..

Bubbla-Yes..I mean No..I mean...

Adil-actually..he had a bit of alcohol(pointing at suman da)...and started...hy..hy..hy..hy

Doc-hyperventilating..

Adil-yes...

Doc-oh nothing to worry about its because of panic...dnt worry just tell him to go to sleep...

Adil-ok...

Doc-alright.....

Suman da-doctor am I gonna live doctor..please tell me...(he was sounding like rajesh khanna)

Doc-there is nothing wrong with you..

Suman-still am I gonna live....doctor completely ignores us and goes to attend other patients

In the mean time I was sleeping on a wheelchair..adil wakes me up and we go out..to see Avishek sleeping on a strecher..adil says..Aye!!idhar koi sotha hai kya..marizon ke liye hai...Avishek replies..oh..mujhey experience hai..and goes back to sleep..anyway we finally got back to the hotel in one piece..but unfortunately the room was not..the authorities didnot say anything..well the manager was a fan..thank god....however it was one heck of a party...and also our friend pratikshit was with us and well im sure he willl never forget.....and if you wanna know what we do when we get high...well invite us over for a drink....cya..more shit coming your way....bye....